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Simon is possessed
Can you quiet down? I have to bounce.
Simon said this to Mary and I last night at around 10:30 pm. We were entering our third hour of trying to get him to sleep and were very tempted to just leave him there on the couch and go to bed ourselves. Really – how long could [...]
A recent conversation with my toddler
*Daddy busily cutting up a large pork roast into smaller sections*
Vinny: Daddy, what’s that?
Daddy: It’s pork.
Vinny: I don’t like pork.
Daddy: Oh, do you like bacon?
Vinny: Yeah I like bacon! (DUH!)
Daddy: Well, bacon is pork too, it comes from a pig.
Vinny: No, it comes from chicken. And bananas come from cows.
Daddy: . . .
Vinny: And oatmeal [...]
