*Daddy busily cutting up a large pork roast into smaller sections* Vinny: Daddy, what’s that? Daddy: It’s pork. Vinny: I don’t like pork. Daddy: Oh, do you like bacon? Vinny: Yeah I like bacon! (DUH!) Daddy: Well, bacon is pork too, it comes from a pig. Vinny: No, it comes from chicken. And bananas come [...]